”Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can’t help but smile on it.”
Josh Billings
”Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.”
Albert Einstein
”When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.”
Unknown
”Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!”
Unknown
”The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What ..does a woman want?””
Freud
”Then there was a man who said, “I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late.”
Unknown
”I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.”
David Bissonette
”Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for.”
Mae West
”Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.”
Ambrose Bierce
”Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.”
Oscar Wilde
”A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.”
Zsa Zsa Gabor
”The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. ”
Henry Youngman
“Three things can’t be hidden: coughing, poverty, and love.”
Yiddish proverb
”Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.”
Anonymous
